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Old! Who is old?

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first_img Mama Mia, you be nice now. Seriously, what I pray for is the character of Jesus to be paramount in my life. Oh sure, my humanity at times gets the best of me, but I am making progress. Blessings on you and yours. Chaz September 24, 2017 at 12:40 pm InspirationBy Charles TowneRecently a young fellow made a snide remark about me being old.  In my own defense, I am not old.  You, if you are like me, are like fine wine and cheese, just well cured.To be completely candid we all are showing some signs of aging but that just proves that we are still alive.  As an example consider the hair growing out of your ears.  When we were young we didn’t have hair growing out of our ears, at least not so you’d notice.   And your nose!What is this Lord, some sort of cosmic joke?  My barber refuses to trim my nose hair so I have to do the deed myself.  Yeah, ear hair and nose hair but no head hair.These little things are supposed to be signs of aging, but I say fiddle-faddle!  They aren’t signs, they’re billboards!  (I bet you thought that only old guys said things like fiddle-faddle.)  And I am not going to mention leaking and dribbling.  (And if you don’t know what I am talking about when I say leaking and dribbling then you’re still young so you can forget it, but you would be wise to invest in adult diapers.)Your memory is still plenty sharp.Do you have a bucket list?  I have a bucket list but I forgot where I put it.  Young people don’t have bucket lists, they have dreams.  I don’t have dreams anymore, I wake up too often at night to pee to have dreams.  And naps, I really appreciate naps nowadays.  My primary form of exercise is a good nap.  And I bet you didn’t know that bald doesn’t mean a lack of hair.  Nope, bald is an old English word meaning white.  And now you know the truth.Granny, with her full head of white hair, is bald, but you probably don’t want to tell her that ‘cause the old bitty is apt to whup up on you.  Your ears are fine.  Me, I can’t hear anything, which is O.K. considering the assault on one’s senses that some folks call music these days.  And my sight is excellent what with cataracts and macular degeneration, except for the fact that the hippo that almost ran over me turned out to be one of them ugly little half-breed so-called smart cars what look sort of goofy to me.I am happy to report that my memory is just fine except for the fact that I forget what it was I was going to write next?  Oh well, it will come to me, or maybe not.  I bet you didn’t know that your brain contains about 100 billion nerve cells or neurons, and the neurons branch out and connect at about one trillion points.  That’s pretty darned miraculous to my way of thinking.  And our neurons, (cute little things them neurons,) they communicate with each other through little connecting points called synapses.Now I told you that to tell you this, most of my synapses are still synapsing and I bet yours are too ‘cause that is the way our God designed us!  neat huh?  I ran across this dude’s website the other day.  He is in his late forties or early fifties but due to a crappy attitude, he is about 120.  He claims to be “blue and lonesome” which is understandable when he ridicules folks that believe in God.  Now that is sad, very sad.  When I discovered that Papa God is a genuine friend I stopped being blue and lonesome and at 83 folks are wondering what I’m up to ‘cause I walk around with this goofy grin on my face.Yep, knowing God brings me a joy, peace and contentment and genuine happiness that for most of my life alluded me.  And yes, I care about other people, you too Mr. Sad and Lonely.  I pray that same joy, peace, and contentment on each of you today, and happiness, lots of happiness.  Oh yeah, smile, and laugh a lot “cause I think there is going to be a lot of smiles and laughter in heaven. Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter September 26, 2017 at 11:26 am Free webinar for job seekers on best interview answers, hosted by Goodwill June 11 Support conservation and fish with NEW Florida specialty license plate September 25, 2017 at 8:58 am Mr. Towne, okay. You are a very nice man….. If they try that crap with me however, they are going to get an FU in their ear, and I am serious. charles towne September 26, 2017 at 8:38 pm Reply I remember when Larry and I were in our early 30’s Larry was talking to a 5 or 6 year old boy and Larry was asking him to guess his age so he said, do you think I am 10, the boy said no he was older than that. 15 no older. 16 no older. What about 18! the little boy started giggling and said, silly, people don’t get that old! We had a good laugh over that! It’s all in the perspective, isn’t it? Charles Towne is first and foremost a Christian. An octogenarian, author, journalist, wildlife photographer, naturalist, caregiver, and survivor, his life has been and continues to be, a never-ending adventure filled with possibilities never imagined. He has adopted the philosophy that to Live fully, laugh uproariously, love passionately, and learn like there is no tomorrow, is a formula for a long and joy-filled life. The Anatomy of Fear NH Mama Mia Linda Mama Mia Reply charles towne charles towne Dear N.H., I compliment you for your truthful and discerning spirit. It is rare to meet someone that knows great talent as you seem to do. With fans such as yourself how can I go wrong? In great humility I remain, Chaz TAGSCharles TowneInspiration Previous articleBe the moonNext articleThe Rabbi as Lutheran Theologian? Denise Connell RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR September 25, 2017 at 7:57 pm Please enter your comment! You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Reply Reply October 30, 2017 at 6:20 pm Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Dear Mama Mia, no need to stoop to another person’s negativity. Shucks, the article was all meant in fun. I hope my readers saw the humor because anybody that knows me realizes that I, at my age can give a man half my age a run for his money. Life is sooo good! Blessings on you, Chaz Laughter is truly good medicine! Thank you Charles for my daily dose! As always, your keen wit and gift of words hits home and puts a smile on my face. Keep ’em coming!!! September 26, 2017 at 6:56 pm Reply 7 COMMENTS Reply Please enter your name here The descriptive word, “old” is so vague, it cannot be pinpointed accurately. What is old to one person, is young to another. It is really a meaningless term. Next time that young fellow makes a snide remark about your age just make a snide remark back to him, and I know you can think of what to tell him…..LOL Put him in his place! 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